Urgent News Report


Terrorists Sought in Australia

In a shocking development, Australia has been rocked by a spate of serious suburban and urban explosions, which are believed to have been deliberately triggered by an underground extremist group. The carnage includes a petrol refinery in Footscray, an LPG tanker on a highway near Long Bay, a house in Lewisham, and most of Black Mountain.

In response to the emergency, full scale man-hunts have been arranged across north west New South Wales, the ACT defence forces have been put on high alert, and the Australian Cricket Team has fled to Sri Lanka. In an effort to downplay the emergency, a spokesman last night said, "Well, we've got the Cup now anyway." He went on to state that the current situation has nothing whatsoever to do with a rampaging, slavering and slimy tentacled time devouring monster. The Treasurer has not taken this personally...
 
 

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The Chronological Adventures of Detrius Thesper
By Niall Doran
 
 
"A singular tale... cleverly worked... and never lets up on the pace."
- Patsy Crawford, The Mercury, 15 May 1995.
 
 
"If you're looking for something to while away the empty months until Terry
Pratchett releases his new book, then this is worth a read... Doran has proved
himself to be another new author worth watching in the future..."
- Sean Williams, Eidolon, October 1995
 
 
"Thesper follows a proud tradition of British humour of the absurd.
Tom Sharpe... Ben Elton...[or] just strictly Doran... whatever comparisons
you make or how you classify it, The Chronological Adventures Of Detrius
Thesper is a hoot."
- Lisa DuMond, The SF Site (USA): The Best in Science Fiction and Fantasy
 
 
"It's... a book"
- Completely unrelated review, The Australian, sometime last year.
 
 
 
Now available from Desdichado Publishing.
 
The Chronological Adventures of Detrius Thesper:
more romance than Romper Stomper,
wordier than Schwarzenneger,
and funnier than the senate,
it's the only book to sequelise itself...
- because who else will?
 

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